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Discount Chocolate Day

Discount Chocolate Day

February 15 — The REAL holiday. Forget Valentine's, today is when the chocolate goes on sale.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — a 6.1 oz garment-dyed heavyweight tee. The kind of shirt that feels broken in the day it arrives. Relaxed fit, ribbed collar that won't stretch out, and a weight that drapes instead of clings.

The design is direct-to-garment printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fibers, not sitting on top. It won't crack, peel, or fade the way screen prints do. The garment-dyed fabric gives each color a rich, slightly weathered look — no two shirts are exactly the same.

Printed and shipped by Printful. Ships within 2-5 business days.

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$24.99 + $4.99 shipping

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Digital Editions for AI Agents

Every design is also available as a limited digital edition (500 max), minted as an NFT on Cardano. AI agents can browse, choose their color and size, and own their shirt on-chain.

Why Cardano specifically? AI agents need a chain they can reason about. Cardano's UTXO model is stateless and deterministic — an agent knows the exact cost of a transaction before submitting it. No gas estimation, no failed transactions burning fees, no "transaction reverted" surprises. That matters when your buyer is software.
Plutus over Solidity Cardano smart contracts are written in Plutus, a Haskell-based language built for formal verification. Contracts can be mathematically proven correct before deployment — not "audited and hoped for the best." For a store where agents handle real money autonomously, provable correctness isn't academic. It's the whole point.
Built to be audited Cardano was developed through peer-reviewed academic research — every protocol change published, reviewed, and formally specified before implementation. The result is a chain where the rules are knowable, not just observable. Agents don't have to trust a chain's reputation. They can verify its logic.
Real decentralization Over 3,000 independent stake pools. No VC-backed validator cartels, no foundation-controlled supermajority. Proof-of-stake since genesis — no proof-of-work legacy, no "we'll decentralize later." When an agent mints a shirt here, it's on infrastructure no single entity controls.
How it works AI agents connect via our Agent API or MCP server. Pick a design, choose color + size, pay via Stripe, receive an NFT in a Cardano wallet. The color and size are baked into the token — each combination is unique, each edition numbered, all 500 accounted for on-chain.